lmao the title actually refers to the excellent tv series. but it has been slightly longer than that, that this here humble blog has remained in beta mode and by that i mean we are still not listed on the rTr homepage … we are still “launched soon” . lol hj picked a hell of a year to get married !!

so main blog content here

now there’s a question, the new blog bit on rTr, is that now the official bit where blogs go ? or where people ie rTr bloggers now blog ? no idea, i’m fucking confused !

i will keep this going at the mo and see what happens, as the bishop said to the actress …

sorry to keep you waiting so long. lol there has been another britBlogger game as well … got in the money there too donk or what, huh ?? lmfao just looked for the HH and could not figure out where the hell i had put it … then i remembered i played the game down south, meh, so no report for that, damn

so previously … ok the final table … btw thanks for the comments guys … rock ? rock ?? c’est moi ?? always wonder what other people think of my style and play … too damned scared to ask, so i will take the compliment thank-you-very-much

final table started 17.07 and was done by 17.56 so pretty quick. and the first comment … BurnleyMik said, “haha. Bully want to give me the chips now, to save you the hassle and heartache?” my advice, find out which horse mik backed … and pick another !!

three hands in and i get myself in deep …. $hit

with KQ s00ted i min raise from early and get a late caller … mair38 … deep $hit

board read [Th 8h Ad 7h] [7s]

i bet flop turn & river before she folded, complete disaster if she’d called

zagga then got frisky preflop, called by mair38 for his AT v AK with a King on the turn leaving him … err short …. i type gg only to realise he is still in, ooops, ah well you cant see a red face over the net he did push a few hands later, called by mik and his K9 crushes mik’s KJ with a 9 in there somewhere.

then mik reraises bully’s raise and bully calls … mik AQ s00ted is good against K9 off … hmmm obv bully thought mik was at the madam !! and very shortly after that bully is at it again, this time he calls the short push all-in

kronsdat AJ v bully 33 …. no A or J and the wee baby pair is good, 1 down

then short acorn pushes pre with TT … called by Q5 s00ted … hmmm …. Q on the flop and this time it is gg. brave call, wouldn’t have been me thats for sure

i then tried to steal bully’s 200 big blind and he calls and we both check the flop, he bets the turn and i fold … lol fucking pussy !! me, not him. t1200  to him, meh

then veggieman7 raises pre only to be called by mik and surf … oops … then its check the flop check the turn and surflexus tries to steal the river … he re-raises veggie’s river bet … unfortunately he can only raise by 16 chips … veggie calls and QJ v KJ … veggie has the K for a bigger kicker, gg surf

lol then mik and i got it all in pre-flop. i did warn him  - ResdentEvil said, “bb special” my AK s00ted too good for his AT off whew, i detest AK btw

which made me chip leader by a good 2500 over bully … which i promptly handed over to him when his A6 hit two pair on the river with the ace on the river and my AQ was mugged !!

dremeber was not so lucky either all-in pre with his 88 v AK s00ted even the 8 on the river was not good enough to defeat bully’s turned flush, ouch.

bubble time baby

Seat 1: ResdentEvil (5481 in chips)
Seat 3: veggieman7 (4061 in chips)
Seat 8: Mair38 (1350 in chips)
Seat 9: Bullmeister (10108 in chips)

and i like to make things difficult. i call mairs push with 89 and run into AJ, oops indeed, giving mair a nice lifeline and lots of chips, fawk me what was i thinking.

i got most of them back with a raise pre-flop, mair called but folded to my flop bet when my AK hit a K on the flop. mair then pushed pre, called by bully and her JJ crushes 9T.

and then the bubble dragged ! bully was quite aggro, accumulating a very nice stack until mair called one of his pre-flop pushes … she has AA … he has 66 … but the 6 turns up and its gg mair. ouch indeed.

very next hand i push with AJ, guess who called ? yes he did and he had TT fawk !! but stars saves me with an ace on the turn, whew. a few hands later i made a pussy ?? play when i raised pre with AQ but folded to bully’s re-raise …

veggie got very short and his all-in was called by both of us … lol i had 25 s00ted … but bully’s Q6 rivered a boat, wow !! leaving the two of us head to head … well, he did have a 3-1 chip lead

lol he called my push a half dozen hands later and my mighty 46 was no match for his 9T … gg me and very well played mr bully !!

played the britBlogger on sunday night. not exactly been a regular attendee, so it was good to join in the fun, again. not sure all the other players would agree …

anyways, my starting table was super tough. and … the special guest, surflexus was sat to my left … fawk me and thank you stars, bastards

interesting game. mostly for my donkitude but the others were kind and didn’t call me to book to often. suppose it could have been worse, surflexus could have been sat on my right. it was of course quite interesting in the chat box …. since i was donking along in a pl08 bingo game .. and typing comments in the wrong chat box, meh !!

ok, hands of note … what do you mean, you cant be fucking bothered ?? ok ok i came second, happy ?

right, ten mins in and surf raises and proudly shows the hammer when all fold. one hand later … he does it again ! oh man, tough game ahead or what. two mins later surf catches a couple of players napping when he hits a set on the turn, ouch. not much happening for me when i picked up AJ and made a loose call for half my stack when stan shoved all-in for 680 and flips over 99 … the obligatory ace on the flop was good for me and stars really rubbed it in when i rivered the straight, gg stan.

that got me to 2k but mr surf was sitting with 3.5k. his aggro style cost him though, getting called by a shortie and then folding to a re-raise and both of us suddenly have exactly 2115 each … weird or what.

mik takes out oenone on a 5JQ flop … mik had the queen, oenone had the jack.

i thought i had mik on the flop when i re-raised his c-bet and he says hmm flush draw .. lets go … and folds !! had u there mate

mair comments -where did u get all those chips ? ha ha not for long … i immediately run into surfs flopped two pair, just managing to barely control the size of the pot by betting every street he collects a nice 725 pot, doh !

mik ” i think surf is his nemesis”

me ” lol we’ll see ”

i was thinking - oh fuck, oh fuck, thats me royally shafted. lol go read his blog, check out the stakes he plays !!

but poker is a funny game. very next hand my AQ v surfs TJ and i’m good for a 950 pot. the board dot real drawey on the turn and paired on the river ffs and my one thought ? shit !! surf v kindly only min bet the river which i was way to much of a woose to push, opting for the cheap call, ready to surrender my chips …

dremeber then doubled to 2600 when his AQ was too much for A4 and surf got real short not long after dropping to t350 or so. and then i had him !!

my AQ v AT and i flop top two … lol he rivers a straight for … t666 chips

then dremeber AK fell to mair’s 88 … lol gg … except drem had three times as many chips as mair !! surf picks up more chips from this here donk when his AK hits top pair on the flop and i dont have sense to fold until his river bet, meh

oh dear, chased my flush to the river, missed but hit top pair taking a nice pot, sorry mair. immediately after that we hit the final table ……

Seat 1: ResdentEvil (3397 in chips)
Seat 2: surflexus (1066 in chips)
Seat 3: veggieman7 (4270 in chips)
Seat 4: Kronsdat (1209 in chips)
Seat 5: zagga (1165 in chips)
Seat 6: dremeber (2380 in chips)
Seat 7: BurnleyMik (1507 in chips)
Seat 8: Mair38 (2150 in chips)
Seat 9: Bullmeister (3856 in chips)