when we got to heads up in this little 18-man pl08 tourney, my opponent already had first place wrapped up … or did he ?
Level XI (600/1200)
Seat 6: ResdentEvil (4603 in chips)
Seat 8: reepher420 (22397 in chips)
sigh, i was willing to see a cheap flop but he had other ideas. well, if you are going to push in a game of hi-lo, surely you need more than a big pair to go to war with ? the amount of people i see push with only a hi hand, well, tut tut indeed.
ResdentEvil: posts the ante 75, reepher420: posts the ante 75
ResdentEvil: posts small blind 600, reepher420: posts big blind 1200
ResdentEvil: calls 600
reepher420: raises 1200 to 2400
ResdentEvil: raises 2128 to 4528 and is all-in
reepher420: calls 2128
reepher420: shows [Tc Ks Kd 6h]
ResdentEvil: shows [5h 9h 4h Th]
board [5c 9c 7s Jd] [5d]
ResdentEvil won (9206) with HI: a full house
Seat 6: ResdentEvil (9206 in chips)
Seat 8: reepher420 (17794 in chips)
that gave him something to think about, we saw a cheap flop and he folded to my shove on the flop.
Seat 6: ResdentEvil (10481 in chips)
Seat 8: reepher420 (16519 in chips)
i then folded pre-flop with 2,6,8,T rainbow. well if i hit a low i am not going to beat much with that and hitting a high ? no thanks.
Seat 6: ResdentEvil (9806 in chips)
Seat 8: reepher420 (17194 in chips)
next hand he raised pre-flop, i call and the flop comes down with two 5’s … we both have a 5 and we both have an A for a kicker 
split pot !
very next hand it all goes in pre-flop and on this board
[Kc 6d 5h 5c] [Js]
reepher420: shows [3c Ks 2h Th]
ResdentEvil: shows [2s Kd Jd 5s]
i was luckier than he was. i was quite happy to put it all in, outs to both low and high and double sooted. so within 3 hands he is not in too good shape.
the very next hand he decides to get all aggro pre-flop, so who was i to argue ?
Seat 6: ResdentEvil (19612 in chips)
Seat 8: reepher420 (7388 in chips)
reepher420: raises 1200 to 2400
ResdentEvil: raises 4800 to 7200
reepher420: raises 113 to 7313 and is all-in
ResdentEvil: calls 113
*** RIVER *** [As 6h 7c Ah] [8c]
ResdentEvil: shows [2h Ac 5h Ad] (HI: four of a kind, Aces; LO: 7,6,5,2,A)
reepher420: shows [Jd Qd 7s 4d] (HI: two pair, Aces and Sevens; LO: 8,7,6,4,A)
personally i would have seen a cheap flop with his cards. perhaps the title should have been “how to beat your opponent in 6 hands when he has a 5 to 1 chip lead” … if i had thrown that lead away, i would be pig sick. then again, i would not be pushing with the hands he had.
then again, what do i know ?
never strikes the same place twice !!
pardon me for saying so, cobblers ! in fact, cobblers cobblers !!
obviously those fine folks over at ’stars have erected an 8,000′ steel mast just to attract as many strikes as possible. i can take a bad beat as well as the next guy … i can even take two in a short space of time, sort of, maybe … but, fcuk me, in the same damn tournie … and double fcuk me, against the same damn player … sigh
$5.00+$0.50 nlhe - Level VII (100/200)
table is 7 handed, i am in the bb
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ResdentEvil [Kh Ah]
PokerBozzie: calls 200
ResdentEvil: raises 600 to 800
PokerBozzie: raises 1665 to 2465 and is all-in
i dislike AK at the best of times, meh
ResdentEvil: calls 1665
*** FLOP *** [2d 9s 4h]
*** TURN *** [2d 9s 4h] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [2d 9s 4h Qh] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ResdentEvil: shows [Kh Ah] (high card Ace)
PokerBozzie: shows [Kd Jh] (a straight, Nine to King)
PokerBozzie collected 5205 from pot
when the river card fell, i began typing “gg” then the chips slid his way and then i clocked the damn 9 that had arrived with the flop.
b00m !
that really really annoyed me. kept my trap shut and tried to keep it tight. left me with t2640 …
very next hand KK … no action
very very next hand QQ ………….no action … sigh sigh
$5.00+$0.50 nlhe - Level VII (100/200)
table is now 8 handed ( i have t2320 )
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ResdentEvil [Qc As]
ResdentEvil: calls 200
Kartajana: calls 200
PokerBozzie: calls 200
sixpackmac: checks
*** FLOP *** [Ks 4c Ac]
ResdentEvil: bets 2095 and is all-in
get in, they would have raised pre with AK … 44 anybody …
PokerBozzie: calls 2095
*** TURN *** [Ks 4c Ac] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 4c Ac 5s] [4h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ResdentEvil: shows [Qc As] (two pair, Aces and Fours)
PokerBozzie: shows [5d Ad] (two pair, Aces and Fives)
Al_Foster1 said, “omfg”
PokerBozzie collected 5290 from pot
Al said exactly what i was thinking, well the polite version anyway.
thank you very much ’stars r.n.g … now we know what you are rigged too.
after a rather successful month of may, i wondered just where i stood in relation to the rest of the minions of the cyberfelt. nowhere near the top, as expected, then again, i aint gigli.
btw when i say “rather successful” i mean in my terms
so here’s what opr have to say about this particular poker minion.
fullTilt
Overall OPR Rank: 59,058 of 916,296
Full Tilt Poker OPR Rank: 16,353 of 273,989
partyPoker
Overall OPR Rank: n/a of 916,296
Party Poker OPR Rank: n/a of 46,554
pokerStars
Overall OPR Rank: 225,003 of 916,296
PokerStars OPR Rank: 120,279 of 497,355
aims for the rest of this year ?
crack the top 100k on stars, crack the top 40k on party, crack the top 15k on fullTilt …
lmfao dream on